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May 15

The boy who drank stars: Sitting, crawling through 8 am traffic where are we al... -

benjaminblue:

Sitting, crawling through
8 am traffic

where are we all off to today

who are we off to see

I can’t help but glance about
at everyone.

I’m crawling in the high speed lane
that moves at a snails pace

looking to my right, a woman in
a blue passat is driving with an older woman

Is it her…

May 07

My shot glasses finally came in! I’ll probably never use them but I’m excited anyway!

My shot glasses finally came in! I’ll probably never use them but I’m excited anyway!

Apr 25

Finally found a way to make frozen mixed veggies less gross. Make bacon lardons, drain, deglaze with chicken stock and butter, add garlic salt and pepper. Add veggies and bacon. Voilà. With steak strips au jus, and whole wheat rotini w fancy jar sauce.

Finally found a way to make frozen mixed veggies less gross. Make bacon lardons, drain, deglaze with chicken stock and butter, add garlic salt and pepper. Add veggies and bacon. Voilà. With steak strips au jus, and whole wheat rotini w fancy jar sauce.

mirekulous: 30K old rock-art from Australian Peninsula… dated using the isotope beryllium-10…

mirekulous:

30K old rock-art from Australian Peninsula… dated using the isotope beryllium-10…

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srsbismuth: greenvixxen: thefatgrackle: invaderxan: This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold. I feel like this ring probably has supernatural powers. In a just and fair world you’d be able to summon a metallic raptor from the moon to be your friend once per day. Let’s hope you never have to resize that sucker.

srsbismuth:

greenvixxen:

thefatgrackle:

invaderxan:

This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.

I feel like this ring probably has supernatural powers.

In a just and fair world you’d be able to summon a metallic raptor from the moon to be your friend once per day.

Let’s hope you never have to resize that sucker.

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abandonedography: Best seat in the house (by odin’s_raven)

abandonedography:

Best seat in the house (by odin’s_raven)

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amywinterbreeze: mishaswhore: asktheoakenshieldbros: goquackyourself: fuckyeah-kasumisty: can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight: a-big-guy-named-tiny: SCIENCE! science has figured out how to open a portal to hell #holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!! sand alcohol or lighter fluid sugar   Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.  Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match. Oh tumblr, what would we do without you. REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

  • sand
  • alcohol or lighter fluid
  • sugar  
  1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
  2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
  3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
  4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
  5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

(Source: laissesaigner, via fahrvergnugen)

queerrilla: Still got a lot of work to do

queerrilla:

Still got a lot of work to do

snake-lovers: Oun Sambath and his pet python. A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.

snake-lovers:

Oun Sambath and his pet python.

A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.

The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.

“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.

“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.

(via slightlydoomed)

liebling: (Source) I cried a little when I saw this photo.

liebling:

(Source)

I cried a little when I saw this photo.

(via queerrilla)